Thursday, October 20, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 6

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Chapter 6 --I guess now we know the difference between real ghosts and fake ghosts. Fake ghosts are “characters.” They may be scary and de...
Wednesday, October 19, 2016

To Squee Or Not to Squee, vol. 6

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I began this blog as a college student in 2010, just for fun. Six years later, I’m still just doing it for fun and have no delusions that it...
Thursday, October 13, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 5

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Chapter 5 --Here’s your daily linguistic lesson. According to official sources, Gaga of the Woods’ name is actually “Scathach,” after a wa...
Thursday, October 6, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 4

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Chapter 4 --“Only men with full bellies have the luxury of conscience.” --“Honestly, I’d murder for a Coke Zero.” --These two lines,...
Saturday, October 1, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 3

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Chapter 3 --Sorry for the delay. I had a houseguest. AHS is hard to explain to houseguests out of context. “Yeah, that’s Lady Gaga gett...
Thursday, September 22, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 2

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Chapter 2 --Dafuq are you doing, Cuba Gooding Jr.? You find a flaming effigy made of boughs and pig parts, and your response is to flail a...
Friday, September 16, 2016

American Horror Story: Roanoke--Episode 1

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Chapter 1 --Worst season of American Horror Story ever, am I right, guys? --Hah. Not likely. But since hating on this batshit little ...