Dang-Blasted

Chapter 6 --I guess now we know the difference between real ghosts and fake ghosts. Fake ghosts are “characters.” They may be scary and de...

I began this blog as a college student in 2010, just for fun. Six years later, I’m still just doing it for fun and have no delusions that it...

Chapter 5 --Here’s your daily linguistic lesson. According to official sources, Gaga of the Woods’ name is actually “Scathach,” after a wa...

Chapter 4 --“Only men with full bellies have the luxury of conscience.” --“Honestly, I’d murder for a Coke Zero.” --These two lines,...

Chapter 3 --Sorry for the delay. I had a houseguest. AHS is hard to explain to houseguests out of context. “Yeah, that’s Lady Gaga gett...

Chapter 2 --Dafuq are you doing, Cuba Gooding Jr.? You find a flaming effigy made of boughs and pig parts, and your response is to flail a...

Chapter 1 --Worst season of American Horror Story ever, am I right, guys? --Hah. Not likely. But since hating on this batshit little ...